Sexing the salad

[jimipresley]

7-11 offer different salads for men and for women. I have a few questions about this that my fellow gastronauts may be able to answer.

What exactly constitutes a masculine salad as opposed to a feminine one? Do they have an ubermensch version for particularly masculine chaps (I'm thinking about some of the gun-totin' anti PC two fisted whisky drinkin' no nonsense hate teachers definitely straight type blokes)? Could there be any side-effects from consuming the wrong salad? Why isn't there a transgender option?

Just some thoughts you might want to toss around.

[zyzzx]

7-11 offer different salads for men and for women. I have a few questions about this that my fellow gastronauts may be able to answer.

Could there be any side-effects from consuming the wrong salad?

I hope not, since I always get the man salad! (I hate the seaweed in the woman salad and like the nuts/dried fruit in the man). I think it's pretty ridiculous, but the main difference I see is that the woman salad has fewer calories and has seaweed (maybe that's supposed to be good for women? ), while the man salad has more protein (via the nuts). Since of course women are always dieting and eating protein leads to muscles (the horror!).

Your other question is clearly a trick, since ubermensch types don't eat salad. But the most masculine salad would definitely have to have steak involved .

[Big Vern]

I hope not, since I always get the man salad! (I hate the seaweed in the woman salad and like the nuts/dried fruit in the man). I think it's pretty ridiculous, but the main difference I see is that the woman salad has fewer calories and has seaweed (maybe that's supposed to be good for women? ), while the man salad has more protein (via the nuts). Since of course women are always dieting and eating protein leads to muscles (the horror!).

Your other question is clearly a trick, since ubermensch types don't eat salad. But the most masculine salad would definitely have to have steak involved .

This is very interesting. So, Taiwanese chaps prefer some fruity nuts in their mouth while the ladies prefer a taste of the sea. Reminds me of Rome: